Melly, Fatty & Me

April-May February's New Year's resolutions: Not get expelled from Trinity College; Get along with Mrs Ho - even though she's moving into Chez Matchbox; Help Fluffy snare a cash-rich soccer tourist; Avoid Sebastian (if possible); Not talk to Mom. April-May February's New Year's wish list: A laptop and the Interweb; That Melly gets to breathe like a normal person (in this lifetime); To bump into Sebastian (if possible); A decent cellphone - one that wasn't built before the Ark; That Mom will stop calling. April-May February's New Year's hit list: That annoying boy-troll Sam Ho; That new bursary kid - aka Fatty; Tiffany, Britney, Courtney and Stephney and all the rest of the mean-girl gang; Mr Gainsborough - the school shrink; Mom.